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THE P-TOWN HAPS

No time for fancy, elaborate introductions this month—there’s a plethora of industry events to cover, so you’ll have to wait until next month for the snarky, satirical lead-ins that you've grown accustomed to!

Last month’s first strip club stand-up comedy night at X Exotic Lounge was a success, and it will be back again this month, hosted by Japan the Punk Rock Comic. So, if you missed the show last month, make sure to head to X Exotic Lounge on Wednesday, March 5, and experience one of the most unique events our industry has to offer!

Next, it’s birthday time! The celebrations start with Kandi’s Country Western Birthday Party on Saturday, March 8, at Guilty Pleasures. Then, on Friday, March 14, we have two birthdays! There's Maxine's Girls Gone Wild Birthday Bash at Desire and Tristen’s Devilish Delights Birthday Party at Devils Point. The very next night, Saturday, March 15, it's Ruby's Spring Breakers Birthday Party at Lucky Devil Lounge. Happy Birthday to all of you beautiful ladies—we hope all your birthday wishes come true!

We’ve also got a strip club birthday this month! Drop by The Lounge on Saturday, March 22, for their 4th Anniversary & Customer Appreciation Party—a very special night where they give thanks to you, the loyal aficionados of the flesh, for helping them reach their fourth year of fabulousness. Happy Anniversary!

Anyone who has spent any time at Guilty Pleasures will know who DJ Patrick is. With over 25 years of service in our industry, there’s no question that he’s paid his dues. All good runs must eventually come to an end, so make sure to not miss his retirement party on Saturday, March 15. It's a definite must that we not send him away sober, so make sure to drop in and buy him a farewell shot! Good luck on your next journey in life. We certainly hope it involves lots of boobs.

Now, it just wouldn't be March without at least one proper Irish celebration, and Stars Cabaret has you covered! Both their Bridgeport and Salem locations will throw a St. Patrick's Day Party featuring themed specials and even a scavenger hunt at their Salem location. It's certain to be an amazing night, filled with plenty of decadence and debauchery. Remember, St. Patrick was a saint, but you ain’t…enjoy!

Wrapping up events for March…how about a ‘90s party? Booyah! Dig those baggy, acid-washed jeans and graphic tees out of storage, and head to Union Jacks on Wednesday, March 19, for their Totally Fresh '90s Party with DJ Old Brian. Guaranteed to be both fly and da bomb!

And for out-of-town events, Bunnyranch, Sagebrush Ranch, and Loveranch have announced their Saint Patricks Ranch Crawl on Saturday, March 15, with games, raffles, prizes, and even a karaoke contest! They even have a wine and cheese meet-and-greet event the day before and mimosas at each ranch the following day! What a weekend, right?!

Finally, it’s time to announce industry contests! This month brings DJ Dick Hennessy’s 10th Annual Miss T&A contest. The fun kicks off on Saturday, March 8, at AJ’s Gentlemen’s Club. Check out all the dates and contest info on page 14!

We’d also like to officially announce the dates for Polerotica 2025! It all starts next month, and we can't wait! See page 16 for all the important dates and contest details.

Let’s get shamrocked, me feeks!

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