By this time of year, Oregon is feeling about ten degrees warmer than winter and we’ve seen a few sunny hours, in between fog and rainstorms. So, what does the brief sliver of springtime sunshine mean?
Well, sort of—for the next two months, we’ve got contest after contest happening in Portland, both of which involve, well, naked people. This month, dancers and readers alike can look forward to Miss T&A, which is DJ Dick Hennessy’s answer to Miss America...okay, that may be overdoing it, but with the way politics are headed, I think Dick would be a perfect fit to take over the pageant. Anyways, back to the real story, Miss T&A is a six-round event that involves...you know what? I’ll let our readers guess. Could it be a live e-Sports event involving Tanks & Ammo? Perhaps, it’s a tribute to Thighs & Areola? There’s only one way to tell—show up to a qualifier round, compete and/or witness the event (dates and locations are at the end of this column). DJ Dick Hennessy is constantly raising the bar for his contests and events, so anyone who is aiming for a shot at the $6,000 in cash and prizes should hit him up immediately at (503) 380-5800.
Next month, well...are we ready for April 2020? That’s 4/20, all month long! So, before you puff, puff and forget to pass, we’d like to remind you all that Miss Nude Oregon is happening on Sunday, April 26 at Club Rouge in downtown Portland. Now, it’s a well-known fact that pretty much every contest advertised in our magazine involves nudity of some variety, but Miss Nude Oregon involves full nudity for the duration of the performer’s time on stage. That’s like starting every set on the third song or being able to fast forward a private dance—and, it will be done competitively. I’m pretty sure that this competition is based on beauty, skill and talent, but I’d also like to think that there is such a thing as "most nude," like the kind folks experience when they have dreams about being naked in public or the way your body feels after a cold shower of the forgot-to-paythe-heater-bill variety. We’re talking really, really naked. While I look forward to Miss Nude Oregon and wish all the contestants the best (speak with the Club Rouge manager for more info on how to sign up), I’m not gonna front—I think it would be funny if a contestant was disqualified for, say, a piece of tissue or a toe ring. I’ll see you all there, for the most nude nudity that has ever graced a downtown stage.
And, of course, April also means the return of Polerotica! This event focuses on, well, the pole and those who have the skills to wrangle it like a Level 10 weapon in an R.P.G. Are you talented and vertically inclined? Text or call DJ Dick Hennessy at (503) 380-5800 so you can get lined up for a qualifier round. Are you a fan of talent, nudity and adult situations? Keep your eyes peeled for the April dates, appearing next month, right here. As always, you can see past performances from Polerotica and other Exotic pageants online, at Xmag.com (under "videos," of course).
What about those of you who want to make some quick money and show off your appearance, but keep some clothes on? Well, Club 205 has you covered with their ‘70s Party, which pops off on Saturday, March 21. Show up in your best ‘70s attire and win some cash! Plus, you get to hang out at Club 205, drinking, eating and watching the show. And, if you’re still up after close (and have a safe ride), head downtown to Club SinRock’s new location for "downtown after dark," which is exactly what it sounds like—SinRock will be staying open past beer-thirty, offering non-alcoholic libations and their kickass roster of sexy SinRock girls.
While we have been quiet on the Exotic front to allow for friends and family to process this loss, it is with great sadness and a heavy heart that booking agent, industry supporter and threedecades-plus veteran in the strip club scene, "Big" Steve White passed on, this last December. Unlike more mainstream or family-friendly industries, the adult industry is often overlooked, when it comes to acknowledging those who devote their lives to it—when dancers, bookers, managers or DJs leave our planet (we still miss you, Jared), it’s not as talked about by the local papers and news stations. On the same tip, this industry requires a devotion that is unlike any other career or hobby—the people who matter, matter a lot (and, to many, many people). Steve was one of the most loved and respected folks in our industry, and he will be remembered by everyone who knew him. Next month, we will be dedicating a larger section of this column to "Big" Steve White’s life. If you have any stories, memories or other words that you would like to share with us, please email Ray@Xmag.com.
TUE 3—GUILTY PLEASURES—CICI’S BIRTHDAY PARTY
SAT 7—XPOSE—MISS T&A OPENING NIGHT
SUN 8—STARS CABARET (SALEM)—HUNKS
FRI 13—DANCIN’ BARE—MISS T&A ROUND 2
SAT 14—DREAM ON SALOON—‘90S NIGHT
SAT 14—SUGAR SHACK (SALEM)—MISS T&A ROUND 3
SAT 14—STARS CABARET (BRIDGEPORT)—WHITE TRASH BASH
TUE 17—CABARET, COLUMBIA STRIP, GUILTY PLEASURES, SCARLET LOUNGE, SPYCE, TOMMY’S TOO, THE RUNWAY—ST. PATRICK’S DAY CELEBRATION
FRI 20—X EXOTIC LOUNGE—MISS T&A ROUND 4
SAT 21—CLUB 205—‘70S PARTY (CASH PRIZES FOR BEST COSTUME)
SAT 21—REVEAL LOUNGE—MISS T&A ROUND 5
FRI 28—GUILTY PLEASURES—MISS T&A FINALS
