There’s no mistaking that fall is upon us, but despair not the unabating rain and cooler air—it’s the perfect excuse to be doing what you really want to do: watching your favorite entertainers perform in the warmth and dryness of your favorite industry refuge. Outside is overrated. You had all summer to enjoy it, and you probably squandered it away, inside. Or drunk. Or both.
You should also keep in mind that you have just under 60 days to party until the wheels fall off before making that same New Year’s resolution to not continue with your bender-ish (or binger-ish—whatever shoe fits, I’m not judging) ways... Now that I’ve planted the seed of urgency within you let’s get on with it.
The key to your mission, soldier, is the almighty Happy Hour. First off, let’s celebrate clubs that actually still have the 60-or-more minutes of jolly. What used to be tradition throughout the entire industry has certainly fallen to a paltry handful. So let’s hear it for Cabaret, Columbia Strip, DV8, and The Lounge! And folks, if you efficiently plan a trip across all four of these fine establishments, you can enjoy seven hours of said joy. Please enjoy somewhat responsibly, however, as cheer can turn to chunks at a moment’s notice, killing the entire vibe. And yes, I speak as someone intimately familiar with the matter.
Now that you’ve mastered the art of happy hour stacking, you’re ready to mix in some extracurricular events like a free turkey dinner at Stars Cabaret (Bridgeport or Salem) on Thanksgiving evening and Sayla’s Pop Icons Birthday Party on Saturday, November 27 at Hawthorne Strip. Dressing up as Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus is optional but highly recommended.
It’s not all about drinks and dinner, either. Adult Shop is doing it big with Black Friday every Friday in November. That’s right, folks, sales all month long on everything from bra & panty sets to earthly body relief gift sets and Sportsheets Saffron & Fun Factory erotic toys. Eva’s Boutique joins the sale party with 25% off overstock lingerie, 50% off Kixie Stockings, and they have an awesome selection of holiday candles, to boot!
Wrapping up this month’s sales and specials, we have Sexy November Nights at Taboo, complete with sexy seasonal attire and hot adult toys. Also, don’t forget that Fantasyland in Clackamas is always open for all your erotic needs at any hour!
Can you believe that we’re already more than halfway through the competition?! Hopefully, you’ve made it to one or all the qualifier rounds thus far—they’ve been amazing, to say the least. Just an incredible level of talent! More performers have joined the pageant this year than ever in the history of Miss Exotic Oregon.
I’d like to congratulate all of our qualifying finalists, to date:
Round 1: Aqua (Cheetahs Cabaret), Phoenix (Cheetahs Cabaret), Thorne Bloodlust (Cheetahs Cabaret).
Round 2: Lexi (Club SinRock), Belle Devereux (Hawthorne Strip), Heidi Ho Hunstman (X Exotic Lounge).
Round 3: Remy (Firehouse), Hedonist Goddess (The Hott Boxxx), Lexi (Stars Cabaret Salem).
(Check out the recap to see photos of all the abovementioned finalists in action during their qualifying set.)
Don’t miss the last two qualifying rounds: Friday, November 5 at The Lounge and Thursday, November 11 at Cabaret. Then, fasten your seatbelt and get ready for one helluva ride at The Finals: Friday, November 26 (Black Friday) at Dante’s in Downtown Portland.
Happy Thanksgiving or Thankstaking—or turkey & yam day. Anything but Dallas Cowboys Appreciation Day, ’cuz that’s where I draw the line.
Peace, love and cranberry sauce. We out!
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FRI 05—THE LOUNGE—MISS EXOTIC OREGON QUALIFIER ROUND VI
THU 11—CABARET—MISS EXOTIC OREGON QUALIFIER ROUND VII
THU 25—STARS CABARET (BRIDGEPORT & SALEM)—FREE TURKEY DINNER
FRI 26—DANTE’S—MISS EXOTIC OREGON FINALS
SAT 27—HAWTHORNE STRIP—SAYLA’S BIRTHDAY PARTY
DAILY—CABARET—HAPPY HOUR—2PM-6PM
DAILY—COLUMBIA STRIP—HAPPY HOUR—4PM-7PM
DAILY—DV8—HAPPY HOUR—NOON-3PM
DAILY—THE LOUNGE—HAPPY HOUR—NOON-2PM
