Exotic Magazine - Issue 350
Volume 30 - Number 10 (April 2023)
by Blazer Sparrow
Let’s face it. If you’re reading this, you are probably a struggling musician. Guaranteed, you’re poor and failing in whatever artistic endeavor you do instead of therapy. I know this because if you’re rollin’ in the Benjamins at a strip club, you certainly aren’t wasting your time there reading the comedy pieces in the free nudie mag by the door. You’re likely trying to convince the dancers with enough of said Benjamins to touch your wiener in the champagne room...
by Esmeralda Rupp-Spangle
So frequently in our lives, there are those occasions where the idea of "blending in seamlessly with the wall so the embarrassment over your drunken texts from last night" will be obscured. But sadly, humans are not great at blending in with one another. In fact, we typically prefer to make individualistic idiocy a competitive sport, at least here in the Western world. There are, however, a vast number of species that excel at making themselves nigh on invisible. Insects, amphibians, mammals, reptiles, fish, that weird rotting leaf over there? No, wait, that’s a...
by Atticus Rexx
Adult Theaters, Adult Cinemas, Porn Theaters, Blue Moon Theaters, Dark Rooms, Suckitoriums, and Masterbatorias. What magical places for the sexually adventurous. Never having dipped a toe myself, I have witnessed just about everything that goes on in adult theaters. In fact, it takes quite a bit to shock me now.
The first time I ever stepped foot into one was on my very first interview with the company I still work for today. After the standard interview questions with one of the managers, I was given a tour of the facilities. I have no doubt this would be a very important part of an adult store’s interviewing process. It was quite an experience for a first-timer, and unlike any other job experience I had ever had before—and I’ve had quite the collection of weird jobs...
by Wombstretcha
Existence is a funny thing. How did we come to be, and where are we going? What’s out there? How can we know so much and yet, so little? How can there be endless breadsticks?
Well, I’ve compiled a short list of some very interesting things that we, as a species, cannot find conclusive answers for. From things in the ethereal realm of outer space to those found on our humble Earth, I’m going to rattle off some of the more curious and compelling phenomena we humans have encountered, but for which we have no solid explanation.
Listed in no particular order, here we go...
by Hannah One Cup
It should be no surprise to anyone that over here on the west side of the globe (that sentence makes perfect sense and is called a scientific fact...don’t argue with me), we, as a people, enjoy watching the world burn. For someone with high anxiety and panic attacks, this is absolutely awful. I do not like surprises, and having today be the last day I’m able to use my car due to someone potentially carjacking it, brings me no comfort and only bleak despair...
by Bryan A. Bybee & Barnaby Bandini
Local industry news and events...
Featuring Kodi from Club Rouge (Beaverton)...
