No fancy introductions with bougie vernacular this month. I’m cuttin’ straight to business with the info I know you really want... Where the fuck are the Halloween parties at?!
The good news is that there’s a selection to choose from this year—take that, ’Rona! (You incessant bitch!) Leading the pack is Guilty Pleasures, and they’re not fucking around... Partying on both Friday, October 29, and Saturday, October 30! Baller status if you achieve perfect attendance! The remaining parties are all on Saturday, October 30: Cabaret, Cheetahs XXX Cabaret (Salem), and Stars Cabaret (Salem). If you start early enough, you can hit them all, and Cheetahs is open extra late, making it the perfect ending point, but BYOEB (bring your own emesis bag)...
If you still have any gas left in your tank on Sunday, October 31, head downtown for a special Halloween edition of Sinferno at Dante’s. It’s the only way to end your Halloween weekend, and we can guarantee the hottest thing happening on a Sunday!
That said, don’t wait until the end of the month to get your party on, though. There are plenty of reasons to start early! Let’s begin with a birthday shout-out to Sophia KareBelle Devereux at Kit Kat Club, who’s having her birthday bash on Friday, October 8. If you don’t know Sophia, you really need to crash her party and meet her. While you’re at it, check out the rest of the sizzling hot lineup—chances are, you’ll end the night there!
Speaking of birthday parties, DJ Dick Hennessy’s birthday is also on the horizon. While not technically this month, it will feel like it’s still October due to your massive hangover from Halloween. That’s right, folks... You have exactly one day to recover from your Halloween capers before you do it all over again! Yes, you swore you wouldn’t drink for a week, but you knew you were full of shit while saying it! Be at X Exotic Lounge by 10 p.m. on Tuesday, November 2, to wish Dick a happy birthday. Rumor has it he’ll be attempting to set the world record for consecutive tequila shots taken by a single human. For reference, the current record sits at just north of 50, so we’ve urged him to take the proper precautions and have the ambulance on standby. Best of luck, Sir Hennessy!
Wrapping up this month’s mentionables are sales and specials across a plethora of adult stores, starting with sexy Taboo treats available all Halloween weekend at Club Privata in downtown Portland.
For those of you that are farther south (and elsewhere in the state), all Adult Shop and Eva’s Boutique locations have some awesome sales going on. Adult Shop has 10% off select bondage goodies, and Eva’s Boutique has a sale on rhythm toys. If that’s not enough to entice you, both have a lingerie clearance sale going on, too. Don’t miss out!
We’ve been talking about it for months, and now it’s finally here. If you’re not completely excited, there’s some serious shit wrong with you. Miss Exotic is the largest adult industry pageant on the West Coast, and it hasn’t happened since 2019 (FU COVID!)
It all kicks off on Saturday, October 2, at Cheetahs XXX Cabaret in Salem. The rest of the preliminary qualifier rounds are listed here:
You should make it a point to attend them all, and here’s why...
Miss Exotic was created for one purpose: to showcase the wide-ranging talent, skills, and creativity of exotic entertainers in the Pacific Northwest. Only the elite of the top entertainers move on to The Finals of Miss Exotic. This is dependent on their overall ranking in the following categories:
The final component to their overall ranking and chance to compete in The Finals is customer votes. They need your support through your attendance, voting, and of course, tipping!
We’ve all been served a series of shit sandwiches by this pandemic, and that includes our beloved performers, club owners, bar staff, and other industry professionals. It’s time to put that behind us and celebrate the immense talent and creativity we are blessed to have in this industry of ours. Please come and show your support!
And don’t forget! Miss Exotic Oregon 2020, Axel from Devils Point, will grace our presence at The Finals! You can see her perform and crown a new Miss Exotic on Friday, November 26 (Black Friday) at Dante’s.
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SAT 2—CHEETAHS (SALEM)—MISS EXOTIC OREGON QUALIFIER ROUND 1
FRI 8—KIT KAT CLUB—SOPHIA’S BIRTHDAY PARTY BASH
SAT 9—KIT KAT CLUB—MISS EXOTIC OREGON QUALIFIER ROUND 2
SAT 16—STARS CABARET (SALEM)—MISS EXOTIC OREGON QUALIFIER ROUND 3
FRI 22—GUILTY PLEASURES—MISS EXOTIC OREGON QUALIFIER ROUND 4
FRI 29—X EXOTIC LOUNGE—MISS EXOTIC OREGON QUALIFIER ROUND 5
FRI 29 & SAT 30—GUILTY PLEASURES—HALLOWEEN PARTY
FRI 29 & SAT 31—CABARET, CHEETAHS (SALEM), STARS CABARET (SALEM)—HALLOWEEN PARTY
DAILY—CABARET—HAPPY HOUR—2PM-6PM
DAILY—COLUMBIA STRIP—HAPPY HOUR—4PM-7PM
DAILY—DV8—HAPPY HOUR—NOON-3PM
DAILY—THE LOUNGE—HAPPY HOUR—NOON-2PM